The top chef theme song

Listen to it and tell me who sings it. I want IN!

1 More word i DESPISE

3. Crevice


o good god it's just so wrong.

everyone should join!

fab.

MTA

SUCKS

Words I hate

1. moist
2. baby talk



vom.

the spill heard around the world

So after i posted, i got up to go get my dinner, I slipped and fell. At that exact point both my roommates passed by my open bedroom door. I looked like i was humping the hardwood. Typical. Maybe i should say I need to go to the hospital. That'll show them. No? Too soon? K..

TV TONIGHTTTTT

post spinning class with gi joe drill sergeant, (excellent) I am jumping with anticipation to giggle at the boring lives of the hills + the city. Well, they all mean well. Its just boring. Anyways. Flipping out will be excellent as always. Thanks to Jeffy I know now I must ONLY have my lattes at 170 degrees. Thanks Jeff, saving lives and houses one day at a time.

white hot choc.

so good.

Snuggie heated debate

which would you prefer, aka which is more embarrassing?

Despicable Me!

Try watching the trailer and not die laughing. It is that good!

http://www.themovieinsider.com/m5336/5/despicable-me/

Thank god for Bravo Marathons

What a fabulous day to get sucked into the Rachel Zoe project (bananas) and Real Housewives marathons! The only thing missing from my life is Top Chef! There is just something THAT good about the shows on Bravo. The producers all need raises! I tried calling Time Warner Cable and striking a deal to turn off my other channels and just have Bravo. Duh I obvi can watch Gossip girl online. They laughed. Tough Crowd. O well yay new R. Zoe & GG tonight! Lovies it!

Career Shoes

Ugh. Just..don't. So henious.

Mazel Tov!

Greetings from my balcony! Hope we are feeling skinny and are fasting well. I'm eating chips (scarfing down) on this glorious day off. For all of those celebratin, happy yummy supper! I have now decided on why I should absolutely be a housewife.

1. We all know the best yoga instructors teach after all us 9-630'ers are already at work (jeffrey on 86th n lex nysc, is AMAZING 10am every monday)
2. I didn't hit a SINGLE person with my bags in bb & beyond. Unheard of. I know.
3. I don't have to wait 45 minutes to get home, all public transportation runs normal on normal workdays.
4. Laundry, food shopping, organizing. A gay mans dream!

My first invention

Well, it took all of five seconds to come up with my first invention. My own personal slave. Then I just realized that has been used and abolished. Maybe I'll bring it back. Maybe it's not really an invention but a way of life. Hmm.. Any thoughts? Guess not. Looks like I'll be getting my fat buns up and getting my own cheese.

Yea yea, it looks gross but you'd rock out with it too.

Cloudy, with a chance of 500 screaming children

A-mazing. Very cute and enjoyable for everyone. Including everyone who doesn't think like a 5 year (like i do.) Made me very hungry. Also made me realize that I still have the capabilities of being a famous inventor. More to come on my inventions. I am gonna go eat a block of cheese, judge me.

Thank you, SBux

They broke the mold with this one. Tastes EXACTLY like my non-fat, extra hot, extra caramel caramel macchiato. Well, besides the fact its ice cream and frozen. Boner in my mouth, SO GOOD. FML bring on the lbs. Looks like i'll be at spinning 3xs this week.


PS my boyfriend just said he needs to study his economic book while we are at the movies. o? he says its his accessory like juicy couture. fml.

Sunday funday! Cupcakes > Football

I think football is boring. FYI those little white lines on the screen. NOT REAL! The people draw them in. MINDBLOWER! I know huh? Ugh football season just reminds me of my fat sorority sisters oinking out over the game with deep fried chicken and pizza. dry heave! It's raining, stop drinking beers and go to the movies and eat cupcakes. I think i'll go see cloudy with a chance of meat balls, maybe pandorum..Look whos fat now. Sigh, thank god for crumb bake shop :)

TYRAAA MAILLLL!!

There is nothing like a fabulous weekend that involves watching an ANTM marathon. Skin diseases, drinking too much, disrespect he he he. loves it.

You wanna be on top?


PS Loving the commercials for Naughty kitchen!!

The Bitch is BETTER!

How long are they going to play off Kristin Cavallari being "the bitch" of MTV? She's just like any normal INTERESTING  girl in the world! Sadly enough, I'm sure I can probably order my special edition "Kristin C. is a bitch coffee mug" soon. Personally, I like her! As everyone else feels, we all know we'd be way more interesting than the rest of those kids on the show, she's the only one with any spunk. I hope she steals JB, Brody and Spencer away from the other Plain Jane's so I can indulge in my guilty pleasure with pride! Hey Kristin, thanks for not being so boring you're getting your money's worth..and don't worry, you could try to steal my boyfriend too and i'd be your friend still. I'll be trying out for next season to be cast as your bff, we'll do some serious damage. :)